- When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everyone wants to date them.
- I do my best proofreading after I hit send
- I have to confess when my crush does something incredibly stupid, it still looks so cute to me.
- Your secrets are safe with me because I zone out everytime you speak.
- A woman’s anger is like a Check Engine light. There’s no easy way to know what caused it, so just ignore it and hope it goes away.
- Pretending to tolerate other people is exhausting.
