Facebook Winter Status

1. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until ALL the birds have gone South for the Winter
2. The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter
3. Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.
4. I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.
5. *Winter* Couples: We are going to cuddle and snuggle like there is no tomorrow. Me: *stares at pillow* You love me right?
6. I love being pale in the winter!
7. You can't get too much winter in the winter.
8. If there's ice cream trucks in the summer then why isn't there Starbucks trucks in the winter?