School Facebook Status

1. says if your name was Homework.... I'd be doing you right now!
2. says back in my day, we used to call it "recess"... now-a-days, it's referred to as "cease fire".
3. would often... when I read a book... thank my teacher. At least I used to... until she got an unlisted number.
4. Studying is like student and dying put together
5. does not need no spelling lessons... who do you think put the cool in scool?