Love Facebook Status

1. says let's make February 15th OUR valentines day.


2. says there is someone for everyone but wasn't really thinking about you.


3. says don't worry... it's not contagious.


4. says, "you make me feel dead inside"... Happy Valentines Day


5. says on this Valentines days... Please don't make me choose between you and porn.


6. already killed some helpless flowers for you... what else do you want?


7. loves Valentines day, where nookie is only a box of chocolates away.